Wednesday, October 17, 2007

I'm a relationship-retard

So, Monday night Melvin called and asked me to come over... and of course I did.

When we were still on the phone he told me he'd added new pictures to his myspace and wanted me to check them out. I said I would... but then I got busy touching up my makeup and changing my clothes so I'd look cute and refreshed for him. :)

So he asks me if I'd looked at his new pics on myspace and I said No. He told me I should look at them when I get home, I said OK. Then I asked him if they were more pictures of his naked women, cause he has several shots of random women like their butts or cleavage. And he laughed and said no. He jokingly asked if I wanted my pic added there (he has some pics of me, but no cleavage or butt shots that I know of) and I said "No Way! I have family on myspace and they don't need to accidentally see them!" He said "You don't wanna be my woman?" I said "I don't wanna be one of your women." (notice his sigular, and my plural... yeah, I wasn't paying attention untilI'd started laughing and joking around about it.) And he said it again "You don't wanna be my woman?" I said "I'm no ones anything." He said "then what are yuo?" I said "I'm just me. An individual." And he said "But not my woman?" (This is when it dawns on me that maybe the conversation was different than I'd thought it was.)

He just needs to tell me outright what he wants from me. Haha. He needs to turn into a caveman and club me over the head and drag me away by my hair. Lol. Seriously. Dang.

I practice having conversations with him... but it never happens. Lol. GEEK GEEK GEEK!!!

Oh...... and that night we were watching an episode of NCIS and the main dude on there has been divorced 3 times. One of those marriages only lasted 13 months. I said "13 months! That was hardly worth it!" and Melvin says "We could do better than that. Should we?" Lol. And no, I don't even beleive he was serious, that was a total joke! I was laughing so hard and i said "Oh baby lets fly to Vegas!" Then he bit my neck. D.a.n.g. It all went downhill after that. My brain function severely drops when my neck is bitten or kissed. ;) I hate/love him.

1 comment:

Georgie Porgie said...

So... yeah, I think that was a serious clue from Melvin. But I do see where you're coming from. If he's serious about it maybe he'll mention it more. But before that maybe you could have another conversation with yourself in the mirror and decide what you're going to say to him.